Intense sex chats
Maybe at some point during that you could have said ‘one day, when you are having sex with someone you love, the position of your bodies might result in certain parts loudly knocking into each other.Or maybe they’ll make a weird, wet, sweaty noises.’ Did you know that sometimes orgasms get all intense, and make you get weepy? Wouldn’t it have been nice for someone to tell us that before we started having sex, so we/our partners didn’t think we’re insane?The movie is peppered with other shots of her boobs as she disrobes and shows herself off to the workers.(Mr Keith Talent) Although this film was done in 1971, Amy (Susan George) is at home reading, while her husband (Dustin Hoffman) is away supposibly hunting with the workmen who are building his barn next to the house.No mention of how long that might take, how long it could last, or anything to do with women getting sex-ready. Think about how many times you’ve been surprised by how your sex partner’s junk looks.
Again, sexual preferences: something that’s mysteriously NEVER MENTIONED in sex education classes.Sex is one of those things that, despite being experienced, almost properly grown up people, we’ll never feel like a total expert in.Whether it’s extremely condom-focused sex ed lessons or the filtered, candlelit world of rom-coms, our main sources of sexual expertise seriously let us down when it comes to a few important things. Because that’s what sex is made up of, a lot of the time: weird, uncomfortable, borderline embarrassing moments, that we don’t know how to process. Maybe in addition to the hour we spent watching our PE teachers trying to slip a condom on a banana, we could have dedicated a few minutes to covering these things.Also, notice how everyone in the world of TV and film tends to be into very standard, kissing and missionary-type things. Miiiight have been helpful for someone to warn us that one day, the person we’re having sex with might bring up something that sounds entirely unappealing.Or that we might have preferences that other people think are weird. Adults of the world: you know when you were telling us about how the sperm fertilises the egg etc, etc?